My new glasses came in tonight. Do they suit me? #glasses #newglasses #nerd #nerdy #glassesboy #selfie #gay #smile #specs #fun #notsure #looksdifferent #different #somethingnew

My new glasses came in tonight. Do they suit me? #glasses #newglasses #nerd #nerdy #glassesboy #selfie #gay #smile #specs #fun #notsure #looksdifferent #different #somethingnew


Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

urameshi-kun:

This is my favorite post on the Internet

urameshi-kun:

This is my favorite post on the Internet

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toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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pervingonkpop:

CHOOM TOP CHOOM TOP!


homogenix:

jennyfromthesock:

did Britney Spears ever find Amy???????

image

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vampirevvekend:

ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

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MY FOOD IS CRUELTY FREE
people who eat crops picked by under payed, overworked, exploited and abused poor migrant workers (via bertoltbrechtfast)

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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